(778):
So, regarding our band name, I found this band name generator online. What do you think of Large Grandma and the Bulldog?
(778):
Someone called my cell at 6:30 this morning and when I went to pick it up, they didn’t say anything. Seriously, who does that?
SLENDERMAN!!!!!!!
(732):
You guys are my best friends!!!! You both have the top spot because sadly we don’t live in a world where there is a BFF version of the hunger games so you can duke it out.
Hahaha she would run me over with a Vespa because she’s a dirty cheater.
There has never been a more accurate statement in my life to be honest
(641):
I just got really emotional because Amos was saying Cedric could tell his grandchildren about beating Harry Potter at Quidditch but Cedric is never going to have grandchildren. Help me I don’t want to cry in public.
Snape Underwear!
Now I’m smiling. You’re the best.
(801):
I’m sticky
Ewww
From the sun.
The sun isn’t sticky?
Have you ever been there?! I don’t think so!
(801):
Good, my little llama oven. (I’m in a weird mood.)
Stay that way, my good bucket muncher. I’m in a weird mood, too.
I’m a little excited, poopy little crystal lover.
You should be, buttcrack sun of the smushy lemons.
Oh, you fluffy princess stutter.
(801):
Is your panda still fat?
yea but he has a shirt
Oh, good! He’s not naked! He should probably start wearing pants though…
he doesn’t like them he think they’re too tight
Oh. I guess it’s okki then.
(417):
Hey, do you know if Bobby’s number is still the same?
You have the wrong number, but my guess is that it’s probably the same (but that’s just a guess because I don’t know Bobby).