(778):

So, regarding our band name, I found this band name generator online. What do you think of Large Grandma and the Bulldog?

(778):

Someone called my cell at 6:30 this morning and when I went to pick it up, they didn’t say anything. Seriously, who does that?

(778):

SLENDERMAN!!!!!!!

(509):

Are you having the time of your life too?

(509):

Yea, I’m watching House reruns in my boxers

(732):

You guys are my best friends!!!! You both have the top spot because sadly we don’t live in a world where there is a BFF version of the hunger games so you can duke it out.

(732):

Hahaha she would run me over with a Vespa because she’s a dirty cheater.

(732):

There has never been a more accurate statement in my life to be honest

(641):

I just got really emotional because Amos was saying Cedric could tell his grandchildren about beating Harry Potter at Quidditch but Cedric is never going to have grandchildren. Help me I don’t want to cry in public.

(641):

Snape Underwear!

(641):

Now I’m smiling. You’re the best.

(801):

I’m sticky

(801):

Ewww

(801):

From the sun.

(801):

The sun isn’t sticky?

(801):

Have you ever been there?! I don’t think so!

(801):

Good, my little llama oven. (I’m in a weird mood.)

(801):

Stay that way, my good bucket muncher. I’m in a weird mood, too.

(801):

I’m a little excited, poopy little crystal lover.

(801):

You should be, buttcrack sun of the smushy lemons.

(801):

Oh, you fluffy princess stutter.

(614):

random question time :3 what makes zombie eyes glow?:o

(614):

Glowstick juice? O.o

(801):

Is your panda still fat?

(801):

yea but he has a shirt

(801):

Oh, good! He’s not naked! He should probably start wearing pants though…

(801):

he doesn’t like them he think they’re too tight

(801):

Oh. I guess it’s okki then.

(417):

Hey, do you know if Bobby’s number is still the same?

(417):

You have the wrong number, but my guess is that it’s probably the same (but that’s just a guess because I don’t know Bobby).