So, regarding our band name, I found this band name generator online. What do you think of Large Grandma and the Bulldog?
Someone called my cell at 6:30 this morning and when I went to pick it up, they didn’t say anything. Seriously, who does that?
Are you having the time of your life too?
Yea, I’m watching House reruns in my boxers
You guys are my best friends!!!! You both have the top spot because sadly we don’t live in a world where there is a BFF version of the hunger games so you can duke it out.
Hahaha she would run me over with a Vespa because she’s a dirty cheater.
There has never been a more accurate statement in my life to be honest
I just got really emotional because Amos was saying Cedric could tell his grandchildren about beating Harry Potter at Quidditch but Cedric is never going to have grandchildren. Help me I don’t want to cry in public.
Now I’m smiling. You’re the best.
From the sun.
The sun isn’t sticky?
Have you ever been there?! I don’t think so!
Good, my little llama oven. (I’m in a weird mood.)
Stay that way, my good bucket muncher. I’m in a weird mood, too.
I’m a little excited, poopy little crystal lover.
You should be, buttcrack sun of the smushy lemons.
Oh, you fluffy princess stutter.
Is your panda still fat?
yea but he has a shirt
Oh, good! He’s not naked! He should probably start wearing pants though…
he doesn’t like them he think they’re too tight
Oh. I guess it’s okki then.
Hey, do you know if Bobby’s number is still the same?
You have the wrong number, but my guess is that it’s probably the same (but that’s just a guess because I don’t know Bobby).