ATFLN - Average Texts From Last Night » Published http://atfln.com Life is pretty chill today, bro. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:13:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 28122 http://atfln.com/28122 http://atfln.com/28122#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:05:02 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28122 I am weeping
(715):

dude. don’t play that game

(920):

What game?

(715):

guilt trippin me.
ya punk.

(920):

The only game i’m playing is trying not to get my shirt soaked because of the frequent tears streaming down my face in sadness.
….
Poetry

]]> http://atfln.com/28122/feed 0 28113 http://atfln.com/28113 http://atfln.com/28113#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28113 What’s up?
(937):

Nuffin’.

(937):

I like that word(:

(937):

I wish I had a muffin. Then I’d send you a picture of me holding said muffin, and say, “Muffin much(:”

]]> http://atfln.com/28113/feed 0 28100 http://atfln.com/28100 http://atfln.com/28100#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28100 C):{l and yes, I TOTALLY JUST MADE THAT UP! ]]> I’m like 90% sure smiley faces are the same in Spanish.. unless they have a mustache and sombrero. Like so>
C):{l
and yes, I TOTALLY JUST MADE THAT UP!

]]> http://atfln.com/28100/feed 0 28110 http://atfln.com/28110 http://atfln.com/28110#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28110 Can i help with the man hunt?!
(952):

yeah you can do the whole thing

(612):

Yayyy!

Get me a spear.

(952):

i imagine you with war paint on and an awkward grass ensemble, waving your spear and grunting like a man. it’s a scary image.

(612):

You thought correctly.

]]> http://atfln.com/28110/feed 0 28089 http://atfln.com/28089 http://atfln.com/28089#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28089 I wonder what it would be like to eat poptarts with nyan cat


(715):

cannabilism

(920):

No, what do you think nyan cat would DO
other than sing
and run in place through space

(715):

eat a poptart.
duh.
that’s how he refuels.

]]> http://atfln.com/28089/feed 0 28084 http://atfln.com/28084 http://atfln.com/28084#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28084 I don’t hate you. i just hope your next period happens when you’re in a shark tank
(321):

D8
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!

(321):

…dunno.

]]> http://atfln.com/28084/feed 0 28081 http://atfln.com/28081 http://atfln.com/28081#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28081 Dude! My turtle just woke up from a 61 hour nap!

]]> http://atfln.com/28081/feed 0 28075 http://atfln.com/28075 http://atfln.com/28075#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:05:02 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28075 If a sandwich had a mouth, would you still eat it?

]]> http://atfln.com/28075/feed 0 28056 http://atfln.com/28056 http://atfln.com/28056#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:05:02 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28056 Dear rihanna please explain what sex smells like
(616):

Why the hail are these texts always from you.

]]> http://atfln.com/28056/feed 0 28052 http://atfln.com/28052 http://atfln.com/28052#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:05:01 +0000 admin http://atfln.com/?p=28052 You think the cranberry thing is wierd you dont even wanna know what I have to do with the apple cider vinegar.

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