(801):

*slow motion jump attack!*

(801):

…I have no idea how I am suppose to respond to that.

(603):

How did Shang not realize Ping was a woman?! Do Asian’s really look that similar?

(315):

Dude I just saw a food commercial.

(315):

As you observe her, the Hungry Shannon spots a food advertisement on the television! THis can be a dangerous activity for the Hungry Shannon because she might attempt to EAT the television! What a show we have here, kids!

(612):

Wanna hear a song I just made up?

(618):

Is it about me being the spawn of the devil?

(612):

No. Ohh I wish I were an an-i-mal cuz then I’d have no homewooork, all I’d have to learn to do would be sit, stay, and roll overrr!

(618):

That was beautiful. I’m crying tears of joy right now. *sniffle*

(612):

You make my brain explode… But yes I get it.

(618):

Well, that’s the best way to make sure your answer is correct, because they didn’t give you the answers. Isn’t math fun!!! :D

(612):

No, it hurts my mind. It’s the bane of my existence and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna make me go insane and get me put in the nuthouse.

(618):

Then you can join me there! :D

(612):

Does that mean I’ll like math then? When I’m completely and totally insane?

(724):

I GET CHINESE FOOD!

(724):

So that’s what they pay you in.

(724):

So my mom says “let’s go around the table and share” so I started singing a Cher song. Not what she wanted, but oh well

(724):

This is why we’re friends. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVVVVVE

(315):

Hey, where’d you put my cat?

(610):

With the rest of them.

(315):

But I only have one cat…

(610):

Exactly.

(616):

I wish I could tweet from my cat..

(616):

I wish I could use my cat as a pencil.

(616):

I wish my cat was a shotgun that shoots hairballs.

(616):

We’re so cool.

(616):

seems legit.

(616):

I am totally amused by your irrational fear of stationary objects