(973):

Omg have you ever seen a black lion?? A regular lion is beautiful, but a black lion…pretty amazing.

(862):

No I haven’t….going to look at it right now…lord knows love me some lions.

(314):

I know this sounds creepy, but who are you going to lunch with tomorrow?


(314):

Stephanie. …Are you…are you developing psychic powers?

(314):

YES. kiss my feet.

(314):

Ew…fuck, no.

(360):

MY CALENDAR IS BEING A FOOEY DX

(360):

well that’s not very nice of it! Do you feed your calender? I hear they get very rowdy when they’re hungry.

(360):

no, I don’t.

(360):

oh, maybe you should. I hear they like pen ink and numbers. I’m going to bed now. Make sure to feed your calender or it will start conspiring with your clock.

(339):

So I was listening to Harry Potter Christmas carols when I came across a Voldemort jingle, and it was funny. You see, Voldy wanted a puppy for Christmas. So he waited on Santa to come.


(339):

So he passed the time by painting rainbows on the backs of ants and releasing them into his gay-intolerant ant farm?

(339):

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

(339):

That song is on my ipod.

(601):

That’s the problem

(662):

i see…..

(601):

Ugh! I blame the tartar sauce.

(662):

I blame bad planning

(601):

Well…um…That too

(216):

What are you doing, boo?

(216):

Waiting for my clothes to dry… I’m in my birthday suit. *wiggles eyebrows*

(216):

Why do you have to be like this..

(559):

I feel like…cookie dough. Delicious and lumpy and about to be cooked alive.

(216):

..hi.

(216):

I’m pregnant.

(216):

If that baby comes out Puerto Rican we’re taking a cruise to Jamaica.

(216):

Excuse me?

(216):

You heard me.

(606):

There are three loves in my life. God, my future husband, and anikin skywalker.

(270):

You’re watching Episode 2, aren’t you?!

(606):

Nope, im studying history. But i have his sexy face in my head. :)

(604):

So what have you been up to today?

(778):

Nothing really. My life has the excitement of a Twilight novel