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(864):

but wouldn’t i still have on my underwear?

(864):

well these came off in the fire.

(864):

what fire?.

(864):

YOU DON’T REMEMBER THE FIRE??!!

(864):

NO!!!!! WAS IT EPIC????

(314):

I.JUST.SAW.CHUCK.FREAKING.NORRIS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

(630):

Dude why didn’t you text me back earlier?

(630):

sorry, i was watching the aristocats

(630):

ok you are forgiven

(513):

would you like to join my all girl band that will play before the circus i am starring in?!?

(513):

will it be in a building shaped like a cupcake?

(513):

well yess indeedy of course!

(513):

well then yes i would love to join the band, i would have said no if it was in a ketchup bottle

(215):

FOOOOOOLISH SAAMUUUURAI WARRIOR!

(301):

Go away Aku, I’m putting on brown sugar scented lotion!

(215):

WAHAHAHA FOOOOLISH SAMOORAI YOU CANNOT BANISH THE ALMIGHTY AKU WITH BUT A WHIM!

(301):

I’M ALSO IN MY UNDERWEAR!

(215):

that is not enough to banish Aku…WAIT, WHAT COLOR SAMUUURAI?
(215)

MY BANISHMENT GREATLY DEPENDS ON WHAT COLOR YOUR UNDERGARMENTS ARE

(+44):

My butt itched and I thought of you. I remembered how much I love you.

(+44):

Aw. My sentiments exactly xxxxxxxx

(512):

I just saw a squirrel try to jump on a tree and miss completely. Just though I’d tell you :)

(407):

I’m glad dumb squirrels make you think of me :)

(603):

dude. eragon’s on the spanish channel. best saturday night ever, basically.

(954):

peekaboo !

(786):

oh now you talk to me i have felt unloved for like a good billion years… and peekaboo to you too :D

(954):

you were supposed to say “i see you” , but that works too .

(786):

thats right i forgot thats what you say to peekaboo

(954):

its okay , blondeness is something that can be cured . we’ll worked through it together .

(774):

the zombies didn’t attack me last night :)

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