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So if a Canadian Walrus and an Irish Walrus got in a fight, who would win?…

(303):

I know! Me too! You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

(406):

Amen fat jesus!

(641):

I think I got some lasagna on Harry Potter.

(248):

Yeah! I’ll be there like pants on a mannequin!

(813):

Change the channel to 36 please?

(727):

?? The remotes right there

(813):

It’s closer to you

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K

(501):

Ima prolly go buy hungry hungry hippos soon cause I can’t find mine.

(270):

QUICK! What’s the capital of Poland from 1038 til 1596???

(270):

Krakow.

(270):

How the HECK did you know that?

(270):

Calvin and Hobbes.

(270):

Of course.

(812):

Wtf?! When did that windmill get there?

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I am texting you from a merry go round. Jealous?

(555):

Yes.

(269):

You know youre bored when you spend your time making faces at your cat. *facepalm*

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