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But I only date fanboys! And guys from California.

(314):

Just had a dream that I had sex with a pokemon. This is the last time I will every play gameboy before I go to sleep….

(203):

I’m gonna die

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Why?

(203):

I took my retainers out of the solution and there were some residue on the bottom of the cup and it was in the shape of the grim

(203):

Oh yes you are gonna die

(604):

apparently the world is ending next Saturday

(778):

lol what?

(604):

we better get ready

(778):

yeah. Want to build a bomb shelter with me after school tomorrow?

(604):

sure. sounds like a plan

(530):

how are you doing?

(916):

Minions from hell are clawing at my insides.

(530):

That good, huh?

(405):

Can we name our children after Greek mythology?


(405):

Only if our first son can be Odynn

(425):

It should be to the left of the empty paint can I never got rid of.

(336):

Maybe we’re all wrong… maybe the unicorns hide out in the safaris of Australia.

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Why arent you replying?! Did you die?!

(+61):

…Yes, i died…

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OMG ARE YOU OK?!

(252):

Microsoft Word won’t stay on UK English!

(919):

… What’s the difference?

(252):

A few spelling differences like colour and encyclopaedia…. and it makes me think with an accent.

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