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(202):

im so mad.

(617):

aww why?

(202):

cause i cant take the camera to school.

(617):

o.0 bathroom pornos?

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(507):

It’s not creepin’ if they’re dead, right?

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(253):

I just got a fist pumping app for my iPod :)

(206):

I’M COMING OVER

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(416):

I’m terribly sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.

(416):

BROSIEDON, THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. THOSE FEATHERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN.

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(435):

What is the plan for when the zombies attack?

(435):

We take em’ down with our semi-automatic rifles! Obviously!

(435):

Oh! Well that would make sense. We should think about stocking up on those for when it happens. They will be the first things to go.

(435):

Ooh. That’s true! and the prices will SKYROCKET!! We will need to make sure we have plenty of ammo!

(435):

Yes. That is true. We should think about getting a grenade launcher as well. Just in case!

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(615):

Splendid. :D So, are you going to a bowling shindig this weekend?

(615):

I’m at a six year old’s bday part at Hermitage Lanes. I like to refer to her as Satan Incarnate, though.

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(786):

do you know harry potter ?

(786):

yeah we are bestys

(786):

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BESTY !! *cries in a corner*

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(763):

This is stupid


(763):

No! THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!! *kicks you into inbox*

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(248):

im gonna see a jedi battle in an orchestra concert tonight. Nerdy? yes. Awesome? yes.

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(858):

saying no to little boy scouts is hard….

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