ATFLN - Average Texts From Last Night.

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(740):

I am currently battling scurvy.

You have scurvy?

No, I’m preventing it.
With lemons.

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(607):

Bahaha imagine how weird that would be…. You glare at me and suddenly I’m a mushroom :P

I would be frightened.

I would be a mushroom!

Hmmm, true. But who’s the REAL victim?

607: …me?

Close… it’s America

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(910):

This place is bout to blow ooooh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Going to the bathroom again, Ke$ha?

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(+44):

Poke.

SUPER MEGA ATOMIC HOLOCAUSTAL POKE OF C’THULHU.

*falls over*

I win.

STFU.

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(510):

i’m sad. :(

why?

a squirrel ate my cookie.

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(440):

I love you more than Ash loves his Pikachu. And that’s a lot.

Aww that’s adorable. :) But really, you call ME the bigger nerd?

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(774):

Probs.

Stop saying probs.

Sorry, I have a probs…lem.

LDIOODBGOIHEOKNAGA.

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(212):

I just woke up. It’s seven a.m. And now, after getting fresh, i’m downstairs eating cereal. Everyone around me is rushing.

I swear to god, you text me anymore hidden-lyrics texts of songs i hate, i’m removing you from my contacts.

Huh? Oh, sorry. I was to busy deciding which seat to take. I saw my friends, you know.

i hate you.

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(508):

Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson bring pride to Gryffindor *chest swells importantly*

but not rupert grint cuz he’s a ginger

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(801):

Gamma rays…what do they do?

omg I love that song! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)