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(912):

you make my face lol :P

(912):

wtf?

(912):

ops. i meant to say ‘your face makes me lol’… my bad.

(912):

i knew there was a reason for this friendship :D

(406):

I’m playing Reach and listening to Celine Dion.

(253):

YES.

(406):

Your approval makes me think I should reconsider my decision.

(313):

you have feelings?

(734):

YOU CAN’T KNOW THEM!!! THEY ARE MY SECRET FEELINGS!!!!!

(313):

the voices in my head have feelings….

(902):

:D I want to marry the shorts.

(902):

Then marry them.

(902):

K.

(479):

The preview looked awesome. Then it said ‘from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan’ and I swear, the entire theater groaned. Shyamadouche, fucking up good movies everywhere. lol

(606):

i should really clean my room… OH LOOK! TV!!

(815):

He can join us, I will put betta fish food in his stocking

(717):

I found a Wolverine bathing suit. I’m getting it.

(703):

There’s a strange smelling lotion on my Ipod…

(571):

Wtf??

(703):

well i just thought you would like to know. Im kind of concerned.

(540):

…I did my Sarah Palin impression and he said it rocked his world and officially asked me to be his girlfriend =)

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