Best This Month
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Ok. Be honest. Do you find Kevin Bacon creepy? (in general, not necessarily in any particular part).
Um. Yes. I don’t know what it is about him that blatantly screams “Rapist!”
I’m sure he’s nice though…
He can be sexy… in a mildly creepy way… sometimes he just doesn’t know how to turn down his creep-factor ya know? He always pushes the boundaries and ends up going a step too far over the creepy threshold. Hits creep territory. He is neighbors with Willem Defoe and Paul Reubens in Creep-town.
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I think I found the party people. The people that if, you wanted to party, you would party with.
I’m pretty sure ‘Stephen’ is still drunk from the night before. Also, he coughed up blood in the shower this morning and he has yet to wake up.
If they’re not watching disney movies and gossiping at these parties, then they are not the people I would want to party with
(705):
Did you know turtles breathe out of their butt?
…Hello boyfriend, I missed you too, I love how normal our conversations are..
(613):
Send me the fifth picture on your phone. Warning this can get a little weird.
*Sends fifth picture* Why the fifth picture? If you said the fourth then you would have gotten to see the picture of the troll face that I drew on the chalkboard in my English class
Lmfao. I want to see this
*Sends troll face picture* My teacher kept it up there for a while. Lol
(605):
Apparently Hoover was gay
Huh. Like the vacuum guy? It would make sense. Gay guys are so clean.
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So what have you been up to today?
Nothing really. My life has the excitement of a Twilight novel