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(612):

Can i help with the man hunt?!

(952):

yeah you can do the whole thing

(612):

Yayyy!

Get me a spear.

(952):

i imagine you with war paint on and an awkward grass ensemble, waving your spear and grunting like a man. it’s a scary image.

(612):

You thought correctly.

(616):

I’m like 90% sure smiley faces are the same in Spanish.. unless they have a mustache and sombrero. Like so>
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and yes, I TOTALLY JUST MADE THAT UP!

(937):

What’s up?

(937):

Nuffin’.

(937):

I like that word(:

(937):

I wish I had a muffin. Then I’d send you a picture of me holding said muffin, and say, “Muffin much(:”

(920):

I am weeping

(715):

dude. don’t play that game

(920):

What game?

(715):

guilt trippin me.
ya punk.

(920):

The only game i’m playing is trying not to get my shirt soaked because of the frequent tears streaming down my face in sadness.
….
Poetry