Best This Year

(831):

When I see you smilin, I go, Oh, Oh, Oh.

(831):

I would never want to miss this. Cus in my heart, I know what this is.

(831):

Hey now, hey now, this is what dreeeeeaaams are made of. (repeat) Ive got, somewhere I belong, Ive got, Somebody to love.

(831):

That was beautiful, Sean.

(831):

I know. What time is football practice tomorrow? Perry needs to give me my cleats…

(856):

I am on some amazing drugs. I just woke up and cried for 30 minutes because I thought my legs were gone. They were under the blanket.

(361):

Is there a difference between crows and ravens?

(361):

Yes. Crows are the ugly things in creepy houses. Ravens talk to alcoholic poets.

(423):

did we have any homework?

(423):

yeah we had to do the physics worksheet, history notes, english essay and 1-20 in the geometry book.

(423):

…………..you spelled ‘no’ wrong.

(909):

And then I cut off my nose as a tribute.

(909):

To Michael Jackson?

(909):

HELL NO. Voldemort. :]

(704):

Christina Agulera did not mean to kill the nation anthem, only to maim or seriously injure.

(704):

WIN!!!!!!!

(778):

Hey Mom, let’s play the random game. I’ll start. Door knob.

(778):

uummm….puppet?

(778):

I’m pregnant.

(778):

WHAT THE HELL???

(570):

Are you watching Japanese porn? I hear screaming.

(209):

No mom, I’m watching Harry Potter

(760):

A ruthless villain was vanquished and a royal prince was married… It’s quite a Disney weekend here on Earth..

(513):

I have to fight a goat? I don’t think I can do that morally.