Best This Year
(831):
When I see you smilin, I go, Oh, Oh, Oh.
I would never want to miss this. Cus in my heart, I know what this is.
Hey now, hey now, this is what dreeeeeaaams are made of. (repeat) Ive got, somewhere I belong, Ive got, Somebody to love.
That was beautiful, Sean.
I know. What time is football practice tomorrow? Perry needs to give me my cleats…
(856):
I am on some amazing drugs. I just woke up and cried for 30 minutes because I thought my legs were gone. They were under the blanket.
(361):
Is there a difference between crows and ravens?
Yes. Crows are the ugly things in creepy houses. Ravens talk to alcoholic poets.
(423):
did we have any homework?
yeah we had to do the physics worksheet, history notes, english essay and 1-20 in the geometry book.
…………..you spelled ‘no’ wrong.
(704):
Christina Agulera did not mean to kill the nation anthem, only to maim or seriously injure.
WIN!!!!!!!
(778):
Hey Mom, let’s play the random game. I’ll start. Door knob.
uummm….puppet?
I’m pregnant.
WHAT THE HELL???
(760):
A ruthless villain was vanquished and a royal prince was married… It’s quite a Disney weekend here on Earth..
