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(614):

Mr. Voldy was ice skating with Bellatrix… they were holding hands and he gave her his jacket… again):

(614):

BELLATRIX DIES.
but Rowling made a mistake in the book… we both know Voldemort finds love so Harry lets him go.
And don’t worry. You’re gonna be the chosen one ;D

(614):

… THIS IS WHY WE’RE BESTFRIENDS :D

(614):

i was really bored last night so i wrote the story of how sam and i fell in love…

(614):

… knowing you this better be really flippin good..

(614):

IT WAS. his girlfriend tricked him into coming to mordor where they got attacked by a blastoise and i saved his life on a giant pikachu’s back and then wizard-dueled his girlfriend.

(614):

WELL DID YOU WIN?

(614):

well, duh. she didn’t much but dance badly. as usual. so sam and i yelled “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR!!” and tackled her…
he took his jacket back and she turned into a neon green zebra..

(401):

Maybe you’re going to projectile vommit… HAVE FUN.

(770):

I’m back…sorry, I was playing Batman

(678):

No excuse neccesary. Gotta protect the city I understand. One does not simply PLAY Batman. One IS Batman.

(770):

Well then I guess that makes you Catwoman… :)

(678):

Omg it DOES. Best day EVER

(801):

Hey lets fuck?

(801):

Hey, let’s learn some respect for women?

(801):

Oh..lets have sex