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(912):

the candle in the bathroom is talking to me. ITS DOING MORSE CODE.

(912):

cool.

(912):

I AM NOT KIDDING. I’ll put pants on and you can come listen too.

(912):

umm..

(912):

im not kidding, come listen with me please. what kind of brother are you?

(+44):

(On a side note, Oedipus you’re such a MOTHER-FUCKER *bad-dum-tish*)

(954):

Netflix thinks I want to watch French movies about lesbians!

(754):

You don’t?! : O

(954):

No comment!

(920):

Dude, I just ran and hugged a tree to claim it as the perfect christmas tree to cut down. A guy was preparing to cut it down. SHOWDOWNNNNN

(403):

You be pinky, I’ll be the brain

(403):

Okay! So what are we doing tonight?!

(403):

World domination!

(417):

I think I have a date on Monday…

(417):

Sounds awesome! I’m eating pizza…at home…alone…

(205):

I am a delicate fucking flower, god dammit, and you will treat me like a fucking lady.

(205):

The hell I will.

(205):

But why? ):

(205):

Cause we’s not ladies…

(205):

Oh…/:

(617):

I thought you should know I’m riding the T carrying a pineapple, a clock and a bottle of Mad Dog with an eighth of shrooms in my sock.

(857):

I’m glad you told me. But why should I know?

(617):

Because I’m going to your brother’s dorm.