Mr. Voldy was ice skating with Bellatrix… they were holding hands and he gave her his jacket… again):
(614):
BELLATRIX DIES.
but Rowling made a mistake in the book… we both know Voldemort finds love so Harry lets him go.
And don’t worry. You’re gonna be the chosen one ;D
(614):
… THIS IS WHY WE’RE BESTFRIENDS :D
i was really bored last night so i wrote the story of how sam and i fell in love…
(614):
… knowing you this better be really flippin good..
(614):
IT WAS. his girlfriend tricked him into coming to mordor where they got attacked by a blastoise and i saved his life on a giant pikachu’s back and then wizard-dueled his girlfriend.
(614):
WELL DID YOU WIN?
(614):
well, duh. she didn’t much but dance badly. as usual. so sam and i yelled “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR!!” and tackled her…
he took his jacket back and she turned into a neon green zebra..
Maybe you’re going to projectile vommit… HAVE FUN.
I’m back…sorry, I was playing Batman
(678):
No excuse neccesary. Gotta protect the city I understand. One does not simply PLAY Batman. One IS Batman.
(770):
Well then I guess that makes you Catwoman… :)
(678):
Omg it DOES. Best day EVER
Hey lets fuck?
(801):
Hey, let’s learn some respect for women?
(801):
Oh..lets have sex